chill i guess
i am half agony and half hope
it feels good
i got two jobs on monday
j.crew or american taproom "classic bar and grill"
nice what is j crew
played j.crew's $9 an hour against American Taproom's 7.50+tips and came out on top with 8.50+tips
j crew is fancy pants jason schwartzman clothing
fancy clothes for businessmen but cut for people that aren't beer fat
like, medium polo shirt doesn't have 3 gallons of extra room in the gut
and the slacks don't tent, or taper in weird ass ways for flabby assed old men
sounds kinda gay
well, you're gay, so take it as you will $9 an hour plus awesome clothes
and i'm not even working there, the speed with which i was hired was leverage at the restaurant
so i got a raise before they hired me
ayyyyyyy i got that pma
positive mental attitude, listen to some bad brains
......yeah, I applied for a job with the school district today, lunch lady i will be
hows school going
dont know DOE
Wage is based on experience, you talk to them first
how did that $200 thing go
its not until september 12th
i may have said the 12th
hey i got to go make a phone call, ill catch you later
have you slept?
why? did you go out tonight?
i spent all day trying to find a second hand cell phone and then dropped 75% of my cash in hand on a new cell plan
thank christ my mom had an upgrade i got a 200$ phone and a new contract with bluetooth for 110$ but now i've got 45$ for the rest of the week and yeah,. that sucks
the phone is a piece of shit though
shitty plastic casing, etc
i broke my razor last night, so i insured the new one for 5.99 a month so if i do break it it'll only be 50$ to replace as opposed to 220
but fuck! i'm an IDIOT
i'm going to get a new one on ebay or something as soon as i get a pay check and pay off some bills but god DAMN i'm behind the curve you know?
i've got to cancel this bullshit plan as soon as possible thank christ its only 9.99 + 5.99 a month
hmmm....if you got a new one why worry about getting a new one
so after that i went to JJ to replace some of my contacts
because this phone is plastic and fat and hurts in my pocket and bulges bigger than my dick
these are all bad qualities
i like razors because they're metal and slim
.....what happend to the razor
they're just not water proof
it just broke
no, its water proof
not water proof
submerging a razor in water will kill it like a vampire
drop it in the toilet?
slipped outta my pocket
god damn slimness
btw jeff posted those videos of me pounding pitchers of beer at that bowling alley
so why you so cracked out
i've finally got a reason to be proud of myself
its like 5am
oh, because i'm 6 bud lights deep
i'm drinking out the lust
so i hear you guys had a going away party for cameron
i dunno, every pretty girl that crosses my path?
you still have not worked that out yet
phillipe's bd attitude?
my own dick?
no wait, my mustache!
my lust for my mustache
i look like a mexican
a homo from the 80s'
mustache's = everyone's boyfriend thinks they're girl is trying to bang me
its wonderful, i laugh at boyfriends all day long
have you seen district 9
what time does your school start
the last movie i saw was Public Enemies
that movie blows
no, you blow
maybe but what i say is true
that movie blows
tommy guns, model t's, tweed suits, and bank robbers do not blow
johnny depp is a mime, and you have no taste
subjectivity is not quantifiable therefore what you say is only true to you
jonny depp is a sucker for sure things
go stare at your belly button please
just go stare deep into your belly button until you disappear, then johnny depp will do whatever you want
lol subjectivity is all that really matters....learn that and you will feel a lot better
uh huh sure
subjectivity is all that doesnt matter to a free man, learn that and you can do and say whatever you want and you'll feel a lot better
what you want is what you need what you need is what you want what you want is what you can't have and what you can't have is what you desire
so stop listening to other people please
public enemies is about being a fucking man, and proving it historical accuracy can go to hell
freedom requires thought. and doing what you please requires understanding.
getting what you want requires understanding and freedom requires not wasting your time
.....that statement lacks backing buddy
uh, not so much as yours
who the fuck are you?
your kinda saying both sides don't apply unless you choose for them to
whats it called? oh yeah! pragmaticism!
suck a dic
....sorry you are the least pragmatic person I know....logic isn't your strong point.
like i said
suck a dick, brains aren't your strong point
why don't you go pay for someone's bar tab?
.....nah, maybe, sometime
nice one! cleverness running out?
oh wait, nothing you said was clever, merely sarcastic
just answering your pragmatic questions
there are no questions, just the fact that i've got a hard on for not caring
sure i could see that
why dont you care
because I'm a lost soul! i'm beyond the salvation of the green party!
i mean before you realized it got you hard and all
yeah so is the green party, but they still care
i've never met a person i looked down on, therefore i could give a fuck about caring, actions are all that exist
politics are the science of manipulation
find someone else's nipples to tweak
as i said, its 545 where i am, but i'm drunk and i was reading a psychology text book but whatever, what are you doing up at 345?
oh yeah, tweaking my nipples
are you going to watch jerry springer in the morning?
i mean, before the soaps, and morry?
is that where you get your philosophical stances?
you are a low blow, don't talk semantics with me
my "statement lacks logic" i am "not pragmatic" go fuck yourself
i like to think think I can see, hear, and process meaningful thoughts, and come to a conclusion on my own terms....that is what caring does for me
caring has got you very confused my friend
6 beers in and reading at 5:45am
is that abnormal for a student?
oh well, i guess that status quo got me again
like i said, eat a dick faggot
maybe but u cant see
i need to open my eyes to cable television
your not blind your dumb
gagga gagga gagga
chris, you're not smart, you're crazy
congratulations, is the bitterness coming out? do you feel the coffee shop growing inside you?
Do you see daddy in the mirror yet?
no i see anti-daddy in the mirror
you will get there some day
p.s. i sold your bong
are you above that?
if you did it isn't cool, but people do what they got to do.
well, it is cool because you're a fucked up drug abuser, and you're yet to prove otherwise
see the logic in that statement?
thats just kinda funny
i know! i blew a line of ecstasy last night!
a big fat line of x
sounds like fun.
it was mostly coke, and i didn't hallucinate
and no, i didn't get in touch with shit
it felt good, and then i got up in the morning
yeah the next morning is not always the best feeling on the body or brain for that matter
uh huh, no
it was mostly coccaine
my fingers got numb, and i was giddy
did you repair the squirrel damage to your car yet?
i bet you could figure that out at barnes and nobles
i hear wittgenstein has a lot to say about squirrels
when I got here, i used my tax money to get the damaged electrical fixed not the seat belt.
my dad gave me a car too
I fixed my back bumper by myself
it took a few goes but it worked out
are you tired yet?
you should probably get some sleep, you got a day of school ahead of you.
i've got 10 hours of classes tomorrow baby! and then i'm going to the very last drug store cowboy show
well it has been fun, I think I shall get some sleep.....just know Public Enemy and Jon deep blow! and enjoy the show!
what is this?
uhhh a short film?
featuring music by dono's band
who is dono
remember the shorter, red headed roadie from the fuck yeah fest? he slept in our house? he's the drummer for the band that made the music for this video
he was also in giovanni's band for a while but they dissolved
ah, is the film good?
it's a mind fuck
watch it twice
its 8 minutes
its in HD black and white just like Control
its got jazz crooning just like dark city
just stop asking questions and watch it
ill check it out, gimme a call tomar. when you have some free time, and ill tell you what I thought about it. I got to get some sleep.
good night. GO TO SLEEP YOU CRACK HEAD!
do some crack you sleep head