Wednesday, August 19, 2009

A year after I abandoned this blog, Chris pickled a fight with me.

Christopher

hows it

4:24amCharles

chill i guess

i am half agony and half hope

etc

it feels good

i got two jobs on monday

j.crew or american taproom "classic bar and grill"
4:26amChristopher

nice what is j crew
4:26amCharles

played j.crew's $9 an hour against American Taproom's 7.50+tips and came out on top with 8.50+tips

j crew is fancy pants jason schwartzman clothing

fancy clothes for businessmen but cut for people that aren't beer fat

like, medium polo shirt doesn't have 3 gallons of extra room in the gut

and the slacks don't tent, or taper in weird ass ways for flabby assed old men
4:28amChristopher

sounds kinda gay
4:28amCharles

well, you're gay, so take it as you will $9 an hour plus awesome clothes

and i'm not even working there, the speed with which i was hired was leverage at the restaurant

so i got a raise before they hired me

ayyyyyyy i got that pma
4:29amChristopher

pma?
4:29amCharles

positive mental attitude, listen to some bad brains
4:30amChristopher

......yeah, I applied for a job with the school district today, lunch lady i will be
4:31amCharles

cool

wages?
4:31amChristopher

hows school going
4:31amCharles

well enough
4:31amChristopher

dont know DOE
4:31amCharles

does?
4:32amChristopher

Wage is based on experience, you talk to them first

how did that $200 thing go
4:33amCharles

its not until september 12th

i may have said the 12th
4:33amChristopher

oh
4:33amCharles

but etc
4:33amChristopher

hey i got to go make a phone call, ill catch you later
4:34amCharles

peace!
5:20amChristopher

have you slept?
5:20amCharles

fuck no!
5:20amChristopher

why? did you go out tonight?
5:20amCharles

No...
5:20amChristopher

Just restless?
5:21amCharles

i spent all day trying to find a second hand cell phone and then dropped 75% of my cash in hand on a new cell plan

thank christ my mom had an upgrade i got a 200$ phone and a new contract with bluetooth for 110$ but now i've got 45$ for the rest of the week and yeah,. that sucks

the phone is a piece of shit though

shitty plastic casing, etc

i broke my razor last night, so i insured the new one for 5.99 a month so if i do break it it'll only be 50$ to replace as opposed to 220

but fuck! i'm an IDIOT

i'm going to get a new one on ebay or something as soon as i get a pay check and pay off some bills but god DAMN i'm behind the curve you know?

i've got to cancel this bullshit plan as soon as possible thank christ its only 9.99 + 5.99 a month
5:24amChristopher

hmmm....if you got a new one why worry about getting a new one
5:24amCharles

so after that i went to JJ to replace some of my contacts

because this phone is plastic and fat and hurts in my pocket and bulges bigger than my dick

these are all bad qualities

i like razors because they're metal and slim
5:25amChristopher

.....what happend to the razor
5:25amCharles

they're just not water proof

etc
5:25amChristopher

it just broke
5:25amCharles

no, its water proof

not water proof

submerging a razor in water will kill it like a vampire
5:26amChristopher

drop it in the toilet?
5:26amCharles

exactly!

slipped outta my pocket
5:26amChristopher

nice.
5:26amCharles

god damn slimness

btw jeff posted those videos of me pounding pitchers of beer at that bowling alley
5:27amChristopher

so why you so cracked out
5:27amCharles

i've finally got a reason to be proud of myself
5:27amChristopher

its like 5am
5:27amCharles

oh, because i'm 6 bud lights deep
5:27amChristopher

nice...
5:27amCharles

nah, weird

i'm drinking out the lust
5:28amChristopher

so i hear you guys had a going away party for cameron

lust for....
5:28amCharles

life?
5:28amChristopher

ah
5:28amCharles

i dunno, every pretty girl that crosses my path?

self deprication?

water boarding?
5:28amChristopher

you still have not worked that out yet
5:29amCharles

phillipe's bd attitude?

my own dick?

no wait, my mustache!

yeah!

my lust for my mustache

i look like a mexican
5:29amChristopher

a homo from the 80s'
5:30amCharles

mustache's = everyone's boyfriend thinks they're girl is trying to bang me
5:30amChristopher

exactly
5:30amCharles

its wonderful, i laugh at boyfriends all day long
5:31amChristopher

have you seen district 9
5:31amCharles

HELL NO!
5:31amChristopher

what time does your school start
5:31amCharles

the last movie i saw was Public Enemies

noon
5:31amChristopher

that movie blows
5:31amCharles

no, you blow
5:31amChristopher

maybe but what i say is true

that movie blows
5:32amCharles

tommy guns, model t's, tweed suits, and bank robbers do not blow

johnny depp is a mime, and you have no taste

subjectivity is not quantifiable therefore what you say is only true to you
5:32amChristopher

jonny depp is a sucker for sure things
5:32amCharles

go stare at your belly button please

just go stare deep into your belly button until you disappear, then johnny depp will do whatever you want
5:34amChristopher

lol subjectivity is all that really matters....learn that and you will feel a lot better
5:34amCharles

uh huh sure

subjectivity is all that doesnt matter to a free man, learn that and you can do and say whatever you want and you'll feel a lot better

what you want is what you need what you need is what you want what you want is what you can't have and what you can't have is what you desire

so stop listening to other people please

public enemies is about being a fucking man, and proving it historical accuracy can go to hell
5:36amChristopher

freedom requires thought. and doing what you please requires understanding.
5:37amCharles

getting what you want requires understanding and freedom requires not wasting your time
5:38amChristopher

.....that statement lacks backing buddy
5:38amCharles

uh, not so much as yours

who the fuck are you?
5:38amChristopher

your kinda saying both sides don't apply unless you choose for them to
5:39amCharles

well yeah

whats it called? oh yeah! pragmaticism!

suck a dic

k
5:40amChristopher

....sorry you are the least pragmatic person I know....logic isn't your strong point.
5:41amCharles

chris

like i said

suck a dick, brains aren't your strong point

why don't you go pay for someone's bar tab?
5:42amChristopher

.....nah, maybe, sometime
5:42amCharles

nice one! cleverness running out?

oh wait, nothing you said was clever, merely sarcastic
5:42amChristopher

just answering your pragmatic questions
5:43amCharles

there are no questions, just the fact that i've got a hard on for not caring
5:43amChristopher

sure i could see that

why dont you care
5:44amCharles

because I'm a lost soul! i'm beyond the salvation of the green party!
5:44amChristopher

i mean before you realized it got you hard and all

yeah so is the green party, but they still care
5:45amCharles

i've never met a person i looked down on, therefore i could give a fuck about caring, actions are all that exist

politics are the science of manipulation

find someone else's nipples to tweak
5:45amChristopher

oh.......I see
5:46amCharles

as i said, its 545 where i am, but i'm drunk and i was reading a psychology text book but whatever, what are you doing up at 345?

oh yeah, tweaking my nipples

are you going to watch jerry springer in the morning?

i mean, before the soaps, and morry?

is that where you get your philosophical stances?
5:47amChristopher

low blow

so low
5:47amCharles

you are a low blow, don't talk semantics with me

my "statement lacks logic" i am "not pragmatic" go fuck yourself
5:48amChristopher

i like to think think I can see, hear, and process meaningful thoughts, and come to a conclusion on my own terms....that is what caring does for me
5:48amCharles

caring has got you very confused my friend
5:49amChristopher

6 beers in and reading at 5:45am
5:49amCharles

oh shit

is that abnormal for a student?

oh well, i guess that status quo got me again

like i said, eat a dick faggot
5:50amChristopher

maybe but u cant see
5:50amCharles

uh huh

i'm blind

i need to open my eyes to cable television
5:50amChristopher

your not blind your dumb
5:50amCharles

gagga gagga gagga

chris, you're not smart, you're crazy

congratulations, is the bitterness coming out? do you feel the coffee shop growing inside you?
5:51amChristopher

Do you see daddy in the mirror yet?

keep trying.
5:51amCharles

no i see anti-daddy in the mirror
5:51amChristopher

you will get there some day
5:51amCharles

p.s. i sold your bong

are you above that?
5:52amChristopher

if you did it isn't cool, but people do what they got to do.

right?
5:53amCharles

well, it is cool because you're a fucked up drug abuser, and you're yet to prove otherwise

see the logic in that statement?
5:53amChristopher

thats just kinda funny
5:53amCharles

i know! i blew a line of ecstasy last night!

a big fat line of x
5:54amChristopher

sounds like fun.
5:54amCharles

it was mostly coke, and i didn't hallucinate

and no, i didn't get in touch with shit

it felt good, and then i got up in the morning
5:55amChristopher

yeah the next morning is not always the best feeling on the body or brain for that matter
5:56amCharles

uh huh, no

it was mostly coccaine

my fingers got numb, and i was giddy

shitty x

anyway

did you repair the squirrel damage to your car yet?

i bet you could figure that out at barnes and nobles

i hear wittgenstein has a lot to say about squirrels
5:57amChristopher

when I got here, i used my tax money to get the damaged electrical fixed not the seat belt.
5:58amCharles

cool

my dad gave me a car too
5:58amChristopher

I fixed my back bumper by myself
5:58amCharles

cute
5:59amChristopher

it took a few goes but it worked out

are you tired yet?

you should probably get some sleep, you got a day of school ahead of you.
6:01amCharles

i've got 10 hours of classes tomorrow baby! and then i'm going to the very last drug store cowboy show
6:04amChristopher

well it has been fun, I think I shall get some sleep.....just know Public Enemy and Jon deep blow! and enjoy the show!
6:04amCharles

http://vimeo.com/5896618
6:05amChristopher

what is this?
6:05amCharles

uhhh a short film?
6:06amCharles

featuring music by dono's band
6:06amChristopher

who is dono
6:07amCharles

remember the shorter, red headed roadie from the fuck yeah fest? he slept in our house? he's the drummer for the band that made the music for this video

he was also in giovanni's band for a while but they dissolved
6:07amChristopher

ah, is the film good?
6:08amCharles

it's a mind fuck

watch it twice

its 8 minutes

its in HD black and white just like Control
6:09amCharles

its got jazz crooning just like dark city

just stop asking questions and watch it
6:11amChristopher

ill check it out, gimme a call tomar. when you have some free time, and ill tell you what I thought about it. I got to get some sleep.
6:11amCharles

peace
6:11amChristopher

good night. GO TO SLEEP YOU CRACK HEAD!
6:11amCharles

do some crack you sleep head

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