I am never bored, and I can talk like this
because I know what its like to be punched in the mouth,
and laugh at my striker through a fat lip lisp
infected and inflected with the tones of the south.
Uh huh.
We'll always hate each other to some degree,
because you think all that I have has been gotten for free.
So I'll laugh at you for looking down on me,
assuming hard work never gives way to a lazy kind of creativity.
Uh huh.
And as we get off work your objective is clear,
interests lie in blue jeans and light beer.
And as we get off work I've got nothing to fear,
rapt in consummation unattained but always drawing near.
Uh huh.
You are always bored, I hope you drown in piss,
you paid your doctor for prescriptions declaring "live like this."
We're all looking for an easy way to best spend our time on a daily basis,
So dear friend I'm sorry to say worrying boredom has got you locked up today,
locked up and yearning for status stasis. At least you've covered your bases.
Uh huh.
Thursday, April 22, 2010
A Draft
I KNOW A GIRL WHO DON’T TAKE NO CHANCES
SHE BARELY SPEAKS, AND CAN HARDLY DANCE
I KNOW A BOY WHO CAN’T READ NO PAGES
SAYS HE RELIES ON THE ROCK OF AGES
IT MAKES ME LAUGH, THE WAY THEY SCOFF
BELIEVE THEMSELVES TO BE MYSTICAL SAGES
IS IT THE PAIN OF WORK THAT PUTS THEM OFF?
I KNOW ITS FEAR THATS PUT THEM IN THEIR CAGES.
HOW LONG WILL IT BE TILL STILLNESS GETS OLD
& CHILDREN STOP GLARING ZERO KELVIN COLD
FAY AFFECTATIONS WILL ONLY GET DREAMS KILLED
& THE LIFE IN YOUTH’S CUP WAS BUILT TO BE SPILLED.
WHAT IS IT LIKE TO SUCK LIKE YOU?
TO CHOKE AND SPIT, ON THE THINGS YOU WON’T DO?
NEW GREEN BURNS AND ASHES PULL THROUGH
IF YOU’RE NOT CAREFUL THEN TOMORROW MIGHT TOO.
I MET A MAN WHO CAN’T TELL TIME
AN EIGHTH OF A SECOND COSTS AT LEAST A DIME
HE’D LET A LUCKY GIRL COME OVER
A BLOW JOB, HE’D LET HER CRY ON HIS SHOULDER.
GOOD LUCK GIRL, CONFUSED IN THE MORNING
WHEN THE DIME PIECE MAN CONFESSES STORIES ARE BORING
SURPRISE SURPRISE, SURPRISE SURPRISE
NO ONE KEEPS A GOOD LUCK GIRL
SHE’LL WALK HOME AND IN THE MIRROR
SEE AN UNFAMILIAR FACE, AND WONDER
“WHY?” AND MAY BE SHE’LL CRY.
AND MAY BE SHE’LL CRY.
SHE DOESN’T KNOW SEX MUTES A NEW FRIENDS THUNDER
WHAT IS IT LIKE TO SUCK LIKE YOU?
YOU REALLY THINK THERES NOTHING LEFT TO PROVE?
THERES STILL LOTS OF WORK TO DO,
IF YOU DON’T GET DOWN YOU’LL NEVER FIND THE RIGHT GROOVE.
PAID A STRANGER TO HOLD MY PLACE IN LINE
TOOK MY MONEY AND ALL MY TIME
TO TRACK HIM DOWN AND ASK HIM WHY
THE NEWLY TRUSTED LEAVE ME HANGING DRY.
I SAW A PATTERN GROWING IN THE FIELDS
CROP CIRCLES NEVER SEEM TO YIELD
THE PAYOFF OF CORN GROWN IN STRAIGHT ROWES
JUST GIVE UP ON FASHION, IT’S ONLY CLOTHES.
PLEASE JUST RELAX WHOEVER YOU ARE,
PATIENCE IS KEY, SUCCESS CANNOT BE FAR,
BALLS TO DRIVE MAY BE DRIVEN WITH ANY CAR,
OR CLUB, DON’T KILL OLYMPIC DREAMS AT THE YOKELS’ BAR.
WHAT IS IT LIKE TO SUCK LIKE YOU?
BELIEVE WHAT EVERY SYCOPHANT SAYS IS TRUE?
SHE BARELY SPEAKS, AND CAN HARDLY DANCE
I KNOW A BOY WHO CAN’T READ NO PAGES
SAYS HE RELIES ON THE ROCK OF AGES
IT MAKES ME LAUGH, THE WAY THEY SCOFF
BELIEVE THEMSELVES TO BE MYSTICAL SAGES
IS IT THE PAIN OF WORK THAT PUTS THEM OFF?
I KNOW ITS FEAR THATS PUT THEM IN THEIR CAGES.
HOW LONG WILL IT BE TILL STILLNESS GETS OLD
& CHILDREN STOP GLARING ZERO KELVIN COLD
FAY AFFECTATIONS WILL ONLY GET DREAMS KILLED
& THE LIFE IN YOUTH’S CUP WAS BUILT TO BE SPILLED.
WHAT IS IT LIKE TO SUCK LIKE YOU?
TO CHOKE AND SPIT, ON THE THINGS YOU WON’T DO?
NEW GREEN BURNS AND ASHES PULL THROUGH
IF YOU’RE NOT CAREFUL THEN TOMORROW MIGHT TOO.
I MET A MAN WHO CAN’T TELL TIME
AN EIGHTH OF A SECOND COSTS AT LEAST A DIME
HE’D LET A LUCKY GIRL COME OVER
A BLOW JOB, HE’D LET HER CRY ON HIS SHOULDER.
GOOD LUCK GIRL, CONFUSED IN THE MORNING
WHEN THE DIME PIECE MAN CONFESSES STORIES ARE BORING
SURPRISE SURPRISE, SURPRISE SURPRISE
NO ONE KEEPS A GOOD LUCK GIRL
SHE’LL WALK HOME AND IN THE MIRROR
SEE AN UNFAMILIAR FACE, AND WONDER
“WHY?” AND MAY BE SHE’LL CRY.
AND MAY BE SHE’LL CRY.
SHE DOESN’T KNOW SEX MUTES A NEW FRIENDS THUNDER
WHAT IS IT LIKE TO SUCK LIKE YOU?
YOU REALLY THINK THERES NOTHING LEFT TO PROVE?
THERES STILL LOTS OF WORK TO DO,
IF YOU DON’T GET DOWN YOU’LL NEVER FIND THE RIGHT GROOVE.
PAID A STRANGER TO HOLD MY PLACE IN LINE
TOOK MY MONEY AND ALL MY TIME
TO TRACK HIM DOWN AND ASK HIM WHY
THE NEWLY TRUSTED LEAVE ME HANGING DRY.
I SAW A PATTERN GROWING IN THE FIELDS
CROP CIRCLES NEVER SEEM TO YIELD
THE PAYOFF OF CORN GROWN IN STRAIGHT ROWES
JUST GIVE UP ON FASHION, IT’S ONLY CLOTHES.
PLEASE JUST RELAX WHOEVER YOU ARE,
PATIENCE IS KEY, SUCCESS CANNOT BE FAR,
BALLS TO DRIVE MAY BE DRIVEN WITH ANY CAR,
OR CLUB, DON’T KILL OLYMPIC DREAMS AT THE YOKELS’ BAR.
WHAT IS IT LIKE TO SUCK LIKE YOU?
BELIEVE WHAT EVERY SYCOPHANT SAYS IS TRUE?
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